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Daniel and I kept vigil by them all week:



Edit We have seen the culprit! It's just some dumb teenager who walks by and swings his arm, knocking off whatever is growing there. He got about half of them this time, and I ran out and yelled at him, but he's old enough to have that "I don't care" attitude when he's caught doing something wrong, so I don't think it will accomplish anything. Suggestions?
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Do you know the story? A king (with three sons, of course), has a magic tree in his courtyard that every day flowers, buds, and grows one special apple, which ripens overnight and is ready to be eaten the next morning. But every night something comes and takes the apple, and so the king has his sons sit in the garden and keep watch to see what it is. The story goes on from there, but my similarity doesn't.

Daniel and I have some poppies growing in our garden. We recognized them by the leaves last August when we moved in, and have been waiting with bated breath while they grew buds, and finally one bud did become a poppy. And instead of being the magnificent orange of the standard poppy in these here parts, which look like this:



We got this!

Beautiful! )
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That is, abroad from the point of view of Bohemia. I am actually in Berkeley, but I have my laptop with me and I am writing this in a coffee shop using the public wifi. I guess that counts as young and hip these days, although if I were truly young and hip I would have some fancy Macbook instead of stodgy old Vista. Mr. Philena is sitting across from me smiling at all the good news he's reading in the paper: the new budget is reversing income inequality (or trying), the ban on images of coffins returning to the US is being lifted, al-Marri is getting a trial after years of detainment, and a bill allowing federal financing of stem cell research is being introduced in the Senate. And that's just in today's paper. (Fun fact: in today's paper is also the headline: "Professor Allowed in Library." Oh, good, I'm glad to hear it.)

Hey! Did I mention that Mr. Philena and I took an anniversary trip? It was five years this February, so he took me down to Pacific Grove where we looked for monarchs. They flock in the thousands in December, and when he was there for a conference then he was overwhelmed by the trees blanketed in butterflies and wouldn't rest until he had gotten me down there to see them for myself. By February most of the monarchs were gone, but there were still a few there. As it turned out, Pt. Lobos was much more interesting, and we spent most of the day hiking the trails around there. Want to see pictures? Of course you do.

Not-so-rugged outdoorsiness )
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Mr. Philena and I have been rediscovering the beauties of Tilden, our regional park. We have also been cooking. Which pictures would you like to see first? For the homebodies, click on the link labeled "for homebodies," and you will see images of domestic cookery. For rugged outdoorsy people, click on the link labeled "for rugged outdoorsy people" and you will see pictures of rugged outdoorsyness.

For homebodies )

For rugged outdoorsy people )
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Wow. I'm getting awfully bored with vacation, and apparently the way I deal with my boredom is to make pie. I posted pictures of the apple pie already, but I have since then also made a butternut squash pie (it's just like pumpkin pie, only with butternut squash. Very good. I think just about any kind of squash would be good in that setting--except spaghetti squash, because the texture wouldn't work) and cornbread. This is good. I like baked items. Mr. Philena likes baked items. The problem is when the baked items are combined with lolling around the house all day while reading Trollope novels. I'm not normally the kind of person to worry about that, but I have a niggling sense down somewhere in my brain that it is not the healthiest thing to sit around inside all day and eat pie, whether or not one is accompanying the activity with Trollope. It certainly does taste good, though.

Anyone here read Trollope? I love him. He's one of those innumerable 19th-century British novelists, and I like to compare him to Jane Austen because he's not nearly as serious or earnest as George Eliot, and not as bitter or agenda-driven as Thackeray. This is not to say that Austen or Trollope are trivial; they simply demand less from the reader than writers like Eliot and Thackeray--and, to some extent, Dickens. Dickens reads very easily, but he's not shy about killing his characters or ruining their lives and that tends not to happen in Austen or Trollope novels--at least, not to characters we like. His genius is in creating stories whose plot revolves around the question of whether a woman's family will realize that she's not so fond of a local clergyman as they think she is, and yet preventing it from being boring.

Another way I've been occupying my time during this far too long break is by watching Star Trek. I've forgotten how wonderful classic Trek is, and although it is not the most subtle of shows, there certainly is enough innuendo that I completely missed when I was twelve. At the moment, unfortunately, only the first season is up on Netflix's watch-now site, but I have high hopes that eventually they'll post the next ones. I suspect, however, that the influence of Trollope's parliamentary novels will be pushing my interest away from Star Trek and more towards Yes, Minister--which, incidentally, is also available on Netflix's watch-now list. But who am I really kidding? I'm not going to have a spare half hour to myself for the next fifteen weeks after Tuesday.
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It isn't so much the chance to travel and see alligators, although that is, I admit, very nice. It isn't so much the opportunity to travel and see family, although I like them too. It's the chance to relax on the couch and read--gobble, actually--the two newest Juliet Marillier books with a cup of tea, and go to the UC botanical gardens with Mr. Philena, and make pie. I like making pie, especially with lattices. I think my next purchase might one of those pastry wheels to make the latticework more interesting than how it turns out when I'm using a knife or a second-hand pizza wheel. Although, to be fair to myself, it did turn out pretty well. See*?

PIE! )

*Oh, yes, note how I am uploading pictures again? We have bought a new camera! It seems to work! Hurrah!
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Traditionally, my family gathers in Florida with my paternal grandparents for Christmas. This would have been the first year I took Mr. Philena with me, but he, being who he is, thought that it was foolish to be so close to a national park without taking a peek at it, so we left a few days early to go to the Everglades! The whole way there, he was talking about alligators: this is how big they get, this is where you find them, here's a story about someone who saw one, this is what they look like, this is what you should do if you fall in the water when there are alligators around, but we shouldn't get our hopes up, he said, because then we'll be disappointed if we don't see one. But it was clear he was getting his hopes up, and all he wanted was to see just one alligator. Just one, and he'd be happy. That's all he wanted for Christmas.

Did he get it? )

Syntax

Oct. 18th, 2008 04:50 pm
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The more I work on this week's assignment, the more sense little v makes. I thought it was entirely pointless in Jason Merchant's class, but I see exactly what problems it solves now. Pity I can't use it.
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Oh, my goodness. I love LaTeX so much!

Edit: Wow. LaTeX really does not like me to put footnotes in my example lists. It crashes in a really, really big way. It crashes so bad that I have to close the program and re-start it without saving any changes before it will even deign to tell me that it encountered a fatal error when trying to build the file. Is there some way around this? Surely I should be able to put a footnote in my examples!
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Dude! I'm using LaTeX! I'm writing my syntax homework on it! I've got three pages! It has a title, and an abstract, which I managed to re-label "homework summary", and I have a table of contents and section labels and numbered examples with glosses, and I even have funny letters! Like å and ø! And when I run it so far, I don't have any errors! (er, that is, I've run it and corrected the errors it points me to until I can run it without errors. I don't get it right from the beginning.) This is so cool! It looks all professional-like! My goal now is to be able to use it until it doesn't take me two hours to recapitulate the assignment and type in the examples that were given on the assignment sheet. See, if I had been doing this in Word, I would be discussing the content by now instead of futzing with the formatting. Apparently, though, once you get used to LaTeX, it makes formatting easier. Hah. I'll believe it when I see it.

Oh! Did I mention that I replaced the keyboard in my laptop? As in, took a screwdriver to it and took out the bad one and put in a new one? Huh? Huh? Oh. I see I did in my last entry. Well, that's more evidence as to the tech guru I am. I'm just that awesome, I guess.
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So my 5-year old college computer has decided that its "system voltage battery is low," and it tells me this whenever I turn it on. A call to Dell reveals that this is a problem with the motherboard battery, which was only supposed to last two years. It makes me fell pretty good to know that, because I made it last five years! But it's dying now. So I ordered a new motherboard battery from them (actually, I ordered two--at a whopping price of $1.99 each, plus s&h) and have dropped it and the batteries off at the computer shop to be replaced. Fair enough. They'll even check into other things for me, like why the CD and DVD drives don't work and why the system is running slow (Diagnosis: it is really, really old), but my priority is getting that battery replaced. [livejournal.com profile] suddenleap, don't worry about bugging Yitz. It's much easier bringing the computer ten minutes to the store in Berkeley than to schlep over to SF.)

So I am stuck with my new computer, which I have up and running pretty nicely. I've made my system restore disks and dissolved the factory partition that was eating up my hard drive memory. I've installed all the programs I want (like LaTeX) and am learning how to use them. I even have a separate 160-GB memory unit so I can back up all my files and not have to worry about losing my term paper. What's the problem, then? The o-key fell off my keyboard! It looks like it lost a tooth, the poor thing. I can still type pretty comfortably, becauase the little blue tab that the key connected to still recognizes that it needs to make an 'o' when I push it, but it's only a temporary fix. So I called Lenovo and they sent me a new keyboard to install myself. "It's easy!" they said. "Here--there are movies on our website about how to do it!" they said. I am not so sure, but I have looked at the movies and read the instructions and the computing guy for the ling department is going to help me replace it today. This might be the last time I have a working computer, you know! Commemorate this moment on livejournal. My next entry might be how I messed everything up trying to install the keyboard and had to send the computer in for them to fix and it will be months until I get it back. Oh, well. At least I backed up all my files from the last two weeks.

Oh, yes. And the DMV is stupid. But that's nothing new.

EditI think it worked! It feels strange to type with a good 'o' key now, and all the instructions I had looked at were curiously silent as to the important of making sure the little black thing on the top of the keyboard was positioned under the frame when putting in the new keyboard, but the tech guy figured it out, and now I'm typing! How glorious it feels to have an 'o' again!

Kidnapped!

Sep. 13th, 2008 04:12 pm
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Mr. Philena kidnapped me on Labor Day weekend. We had started by going to the Marin Shakespeare performance of Much Ado About Nothing, which was fabulous. The two leads were apparently old stars for the Marin Shakespeare company who had requested (via a vulgar, badly-written couplet) to do Beatrice and Benedick, and it became extremely clear why they are such favorites. Their chemistry was magnificent, their comic timing was marvelous, and they were familiar enough with the setting and the audience that they knew exactly how much they could get away with in terms of zaniness. They edged right up to the line of too wacky, but didn't quite step over it. They were also excellent actors. When Beatrice came on stage, I instantly recognized her as the incredibly sexy, dangerous, serpentine Goneril from the production of King Lear that we had seen two years ago, and Benedick in that same production had been a very good Edmund. It's all well and good to see plays because you know the material, but I must say that if I learned that Marin Shakespeare were doing some play I was not too eager to see based on the script, I would be much more likely to see it anyway if I learned that Cat Thompson and Darren Bridgett were to be acting in it.

After the play was over, we drove--somewhere. I didn't know where we were going; my job was simply to read "Take exit 234K towards Highway 812 to Podunkville" to Daniel, which led us to a Best Western just on the outskirts of Manteca. The next day we drove to Yosemite, where we skipped the valley floor entirely and drove into the high country, which had been impassable because of snow the last time we went, late June (June!) of 2005. We saw the Tuolumne Meadows, climbed to the top of Pothole Dome, and strolled along the Tuolumne river, where we saw a deer and two fawns, and where Daniel went swimming. Then we drove along farther, stopping to admire such places as Tioga Lake and the view from Tioga Pass, which we took over the mountains to drive to Lee Vining, a small town on the side of Mono Lake! Mono Lake is one of the drainage lakes of the Great Basin, and because there are streams flowing in but no outlet, all the minerals that are carried by the streams into the lake are left behind when water evaporates. The result is that Mono Lake is rather like the Dead Sea: twice as salty as the ocean, and 100 times as alkaline through the extremely high concentration of sodium bicarbonate, also known as baking soda. We went swimming in Mono Lake, and the water was so buoyant that it was very difficult to sink, and so salty that when we came out, we dried extremely quickly, because the sludge that clung to our skin as we exited the lake had very little water in it. Most of it was salt or baking soda, which we saw in the form of a white crust over our skin after the water had evaporated.

One aspect of Mono Lake that makes it famous are the tufa formations. The idea is that water in the form of rain and snow sink down into the soil surrounding the lake, absorbing the calcium as it goes, until it hits the hard bedrock underground. This bedrock then channels the water into the lake in the form of underground streams. When the calcium-rich water hits the lake water that is so rich in sodium bicarbonate, a chemical reaction ensues, resulting in calcium carbonate formations all along the outlets of the underground streams. Calcium carbonate is what makes up limestone, so the tufas are essentially cave-less stalagmites. The reason they are present along the shores of the lake (since, remember, they were formed underwater) is because Los Angeles started tapping into the water that fed the lake in the 1940s. The level of the lake dropped dramatically, exposing all the formerly underwater tufas, and in the 1980s environmentalists managed to stop the water diversion, allowing the lake to gradually start regaining its former volume. The water level has risen quite a bit since then, but it's still eerie to walk along, 100 or 150 feet from the shore, and see markers saying "This is where the shore was back in 1954."

While we were at Mono Lake our movements were a bit constricted, because the winds were so high that it was difficult to stand upright outside. Of course, all activity on the lake was canceled, which included boat tours (which we were planning on taking) as well as the walking tours that were supposed to replace a boat tour if it was canceled. We did manage, however, to get a look around the Panum Crater, a volcanically formed baby mountain that is part of the newest mountain chain in the US--only 40,000 years old, and still under formation! The winds were remarkable up there: they blew sand and rocks into our skin so hard that we had to huddle down amidst the rocks during the strongest gusts, which we were told reached up to 55 mph--but that was before they strengthened later in the afternoon. We spent much of the rest of the day hiding in our hotel room, with the wind howling so loudly we couldn't even watch television or anything, because we wouldn't have been able to hear the sound. A camper was blown over on the road, and that evening, after things died down a bit, we heard that the winds had reach hurricane forces, which means at least 74 mph.

The next day everything was calm and beautiful, but we had to be back in Berkeley in time for me to finish my syntax homework, so we left unwillingly, promising to come back. We did stop, however, on the homeward journey, to take a ranger-led walk in Tuolumne meadows, where we saw birds and marmots and ground squirrels, and we had lunch in the Merced Sequoiah Grove. Then we drove home.

I know that normally when I write about this sort of thing I post pictures, but we took something like 60 pictures of our trip, and it's a bit much to put them all here. Fortunately, Mr. Philena has a picture website, and so I'll just direct you there, where everything is posted in chronological order and neatly titled and labeled. Enjoy!
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Although no eggs are forthcoming. But the move is complete, our new apartment is completely furnished--including screwing all the bookcases* to the walls, as per earthquake code--and all that is left to unpack is a small box of bathroom things and a small box of CDs. The floors are mopped, the carpets are spread out, the plants are in their new homes, and, most importantly, the old apartment is no longer our responsibility. I wish I could post pictures. This place is so immensely superior to the old place that I like to just sit down, drink some tea, and look at the rooms. Daniel likes to look out the window, because apparently there is a flock of parrots that lives around here, and sometimes they fly past, squawking.

One aspect of the new place that might be annoying for some (or might soon become annoying, although I'm hopeful it will not) is the dog. See, the owners and landlords live in the back half of the house, while we have the front half. And they have a dog named Cyrus. He's a very handsome dog, but I've never been able to make his acquaintance properly because he barks ferociously at anything coming up the driveway, and if he's not behind the back fence, he'll race down towards the front fence, still barking**. The owners assure us that as he gets to know us he'll stop barking at us, but since he barks at them when they come home from work, to which they respond with a weary, "Hi, Cyrus," we're not counting on it. We are becoming used to it, however, although I still forget to warn the FedEx guys when they knock on our door by mistake with packages for the landlords. I usually remember a few seconds before I hear Cyrus welcoming the intruder. And it's probably a good thing to have a hair-trigger dog nearby. Whether or not he'll lick intruders to death, as so many housedogs ' owners claim they'll do, is secondary to the fact that few intruders will have the nerve to break into a house garded by a dog who barks if I drop something too loudly***.

I mentioned a gas stove, didn't I? Hmm--no, it looks as if I didn't. Well, we have one, and I made biscuits on it today. They were great! I divided the dough into two halves and rolled out one half (it rolled out much, much better than the pie crust did), covered it with some Daniel-chopped pluot and nectarine, and then rolled out the other half and put it on top of everything. It was very, very yummy, and since the base dough is so easy to make, I have lots of other ideas for making additions to it. If our camera were not lost somewhere in the wilds of Jedediah Smith Redwoods State Park (or being sold (or already sold and shipped) on E-bay by the vile camera thief) I would take pictures of the biscuits and post them. As it is, the best I can do is issue a blanket invitation for everyone to come down for tea. School doesn't start until August 25th, so I have a pretty open schedule. Maybe I should make the most of having free time before diving into six years of academia again, with no time to read books. I do enjoy having time to read books. Right now I'm reading Anthony Trollope's Barsetshire series. It's very charming, although the political maneuvering that I've been promised has not yet materialized in large amounts. There is quite a good bit of romance, although Jane Austen would sneeze refinedly if asked to comment.

So, in conclusion, I'm happy and love my husband.





*The old apartment had built-in bookcases, so we had to buy some and assemble them to remedy the lack. However, this new place has tons of wall space, while somehow still having tons of windows, and so not only could we put up enough bookcases to replace the old, built-in ones, we have room for growth on the existing bookcases, and room for growth on the wall should we ever need to put an extra bookcase in. We do not, unfortunately, have room for growth for two extra bookcases, unless we get very creative with the other furniture.

**Not to worry. Our door is on the other side of the front fence, which is always closed, so I don't think he'll be able to ravage us unless (unlike the bears in the Lost Coast) he's really determined.

***I realize this sounds as if he's an unholy pain in the zadnitsa, but actually he's a bit muffled most of the time and easy to ignore. Daniel and I have decided that he's not vicious: he's just insecure, and when he's barking what he's actually saying is, "Help! help! There are scary people around and I'm afraid they'll hurt me! Don't let them come closer or I'll run away and cower under the bed!" He's never actually run away and cowered, though. What a brave boy!

Honeymoon!

Jul. 24th, 2008 09:31 pm
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As I mentioned below, these images will not be as nice as the others, because they are not of me and Daniel. Instead, they are culled from various websites of hiking trail and botanical information, with nary a [livejournal.com profile] philena or a Mr. Philena to be seen. But we had a nice time, so the proper thing to do is brag to the internet about it.

The first section of our trip was a terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad drive to Ashland. It was all those adjectives because we were going up Highway 5 through the central valley of California, at the beginning of what turned out to be a week-long, killer heat wave, in a car that we discovered did not possess working air conditioning. Daniel told me that he had always assumed that the "MAX AC" setting on the air simply meant a slightly stronger fan, and it took several dozen miles of blasting hot air before he realized that an AC should make the car cool instead of merely windy. It was nightmarish, but we finally stopped for lunch at Castle Crags State Park and sat by a lovely, shady, cool stream,* and the scenery was pretty fabulous. We had actually driven right by it on the way back from Ashland last year, but if you're going south instead of north, you can't see the castle crags )



*By cool, we are probably talking roughly 80-85 degrees.
**Especially for women and children, the newspapers kept reminding us
***I will also add that we stopped in Crescent City to get camping food, and while we were there we went to the Les Schwab that helped us last year after our tire problems to give the manager a cake. When we told him who we were, he said at first, "Oh, yes--the Subaru!" We said no, and explained what he had done before giving him the cake, and he smiled and thanked us and we left, but now I really want to know what happened with this Subaru he referred to.
****Google images is not that helpful for "Fern that's kind of wiry and has needle-like leaves instead of leafy leaves. But it's definitely still a fern." [livejournal.com profile] suddenleap, maybe you can do something about this.
*****It was hard to get the bag on the tree branch, because out of reach for a bear is pretty much out of reach for us as well. We used a long stick to guide the rope of the bag onto the hook, but even then the added length of the rope plus the length of the bag, plus the fact that the hook was probably not the full recommended ten feet up, meant that any bear half-way interested in putting out some effort might have easily had our stash. Fortunately, there were either no bears or only lazy ones around, because the sack was unmolested in the morning. The dried pasta we had spilled while cooking our dinner, however, had mysteriously disappeared.
******It was so cute. It was basking in the sun and kept turning over as we slowly drifted past, and you could hear harrumphing and slapping its blubbery sides as it turned over on one side so slowly and awkwardly with only little flippers to help position it that by the time it had gotten into position it was time to turn back again.
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Because one does not document a marriage with only one entry! Plus, we went honeymooning afterwards. Various technical problems (computer refusing to read CDs and a lost/stolen camera, mainly) have prevented me from providing the range of photographs I would have liked, but my father kindly emailed me the pictures he took, so I provide you here with a slideshow of sorts that resembles what an ideal world would have allowed me to exhibit.

What happens if you go to the Alameda County Clerk's Office to get married is an encounter with a system very similar to the DMV. Daniel and I went up to the main desk, showed our marriage license, and got a number (W304. Imagine, if you can, an image of us happily displaying our slip with a number on it in front of a board displaying which numbers are now being served. The image exists on a CD right by my elbow, which my computer has decided it no longer reads.) After a while, which we spent taking pictures in the lobby (few of which turned out well), the number was called and we went up to a little desk to sign paperwork and present our witnesses. We had my sister and Daniel's brother serve as witnesses, but they did not need any identification or anything, so I imagine some bum on the street would also have worked*. We did the signatures, and were then sent out into the lobby to wait again**. Eventually the deputy marriage commissioner in a black robe called our names and brought us up to a little room with some benches, which was unexceptional except for a little area in a corner that was all prettied up, I assume for the purpose of photographs. The picture below shows the extent of the little area, as well as the deputy marriage commisioner, and the standard-issue window coverings on the walls of the rest of the standard-issue room. Oh, yes--it also shows Daniel and me getting married )


*Furthermore, on our pretty little marriage certificate which we received afterwards, the witnesses' addresses were so absurdly wrong that I cannot imagine how they could have come up with information so faulty. Fortunately, on the actual legal documents that matter, everything was correct.

**I will take this moment to point out that while we were waiting we saw the lesbian couple ahead of us get called in, and as we were finishing up we saw the gay couple after us waiting for their appointment to be married. This made us very happy, and if any Californians are reading this, allow me to encourage you strongly to strike down that ridiculous proposed constitutional amendment banning gay marriage this November.
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Daniel has a new name now. We were married on Monday, and are now proudly sporting our matching wedding bands that I described so happily in our last entry. I hope to post more pictures soon, but right now all we have are the ones we took ourselves, and those are all documentations of the preparations the day before. Actually, it's only one preparation, but the most important one: the construction of the wedding pie! Daniel has always dreamed of having a nice wedding pie on his wedding day,* and since the farmers' market peaches I bought with my parents the day before were so lovely, we made a peach pie. See the steps below.

First, you must construct the pie dough. We did not takes pictures of that step. It was fairly boring. But then, the next part is rolling it out! It was very difficult, because it did not cohere as well as it has in the past. So first, you roll it out, as Mr. Philena demonstrates below:

Many pictures to follow! )

I will not post pictures of the wedding for two reasons: first, the pie pictures probably took up all your patience, and second, we do not have any. The parents were responsible for taking them, as Daniel and I were busy getting married. As soon as we have images from the parents, I will post them. It will not be for a few weeks, however, because we are going play-watching in Ashland; camping in Jedediah Smith Redwoods State Park and in the Lost Coast, aka the Sinkyone Wilderness State Park; showering and sleeping in a cute hotel called the Stanford Inn by the Sea, in Mendocino; and then a brief stop for laundry before going to Sacramento, where Daniel will do his teacher training for AP Calculus whilst I explore my state's capital. The first part is sort of a honeymoon, but we started planning it before we planned on getting married as a birthday trip for Daniel. (July 8th, everyone! Don't forget to send presents!) Until we leave on this honeymoon, though, we have been doing very un-just-married-like things. Tuesday and Wednesday we packed up much of the apartment, and Thursday we rented a U-Haul and moved everything that cannot be ferried over by little car. I had been envisioning disasters that result in the rest of us crippled with slipped disk and lumbar hernias and so on after failed attempts at couch moving, but my wonderful sister and two wonderful friends** helped and everything went very smoothly, without injury, and we celebrated by having lunch at an excellent Indian restaurant in our new neighborhood, called Breads of India, at 2448 Sacramento St.

Today we also tested out our camping stove! It involves a lot of liquid gasoline being poured around and lit on fire (I quote from the instructions: "A soccer-ball sized ball of flame is not uncommon") but no eyebrows were singed, so we're willing to declare it a success.

Stay tuned for marriage entry with images!







*He also has always dreamed of marrying a cellist or a librarian, he says. But, of course, that was before he met me.

**Who apparently despise moving so much that they always volunteer to help friends move, because they know how horrible it is. I can't say I understand the logic, but it works in our favor, so I won't pick faults with it. Anyway, the practice they have thus acquired in moving resulted in much-needed expertise in U-Haul and couch maneuvering.
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Daniel and I are getting married in two weeks and two days!

Our wedding rings are ready to be picked up! In full crunchy*-hippy Berkeley-denizen character, we ordered them from a recycled-gold jeweler. The idea behind this is that precious metals can be reclaimed from all sorts of sources--many of them discarded electronic devices--so we can get rings that are fashioned from melted-down cell phone circuitry, instead of mined out of dynamited mountain-tops and extracted from the exposed ore by cyanide.

We have found a new apartment! It is in a single-story house, which will be seismically retrofitted this year, with a good-quality foundation. Short of a steel box bolted to bedrock in the middle of Wyoming, this is about as safe as we are going to get for earthquake-preparation while living on the Hayward fault. The apartment is also a large one-bedroom, with hardwood floors, a new gas stove and refrigerator, in a lovely neighborhood, very close to BART, biking distance to campus and nice grocery stores, around the block from a friend, and it has a yard! A real yard! Not, I hasten to add, the kind of real yard that allows you to play baseball, but the real kind of yard that allows you to grow all those lovely gardens full of succulents that Berkeley does so well. It is the front yard, so everyone on the street will be able to see it, and the landlords specified that it will be entirely ours. They have not planted anything yet (it's full of dead grass), because what with the drought in California and everything, they didn't want to grow anything that requires too much water. But they told us that it is all ours, and seemed very supportive of our plans to plant many varieties of succulents.

Daniel is done with school! He still has to finish up clearing his teaching credential, which will take until Wednesday next week, but after that I will have him all to myself, and I won't need to share with anyone. After his last day yesterday, we went together to a party at the house of one of his colleagues, and there were many kinds of desserts. One in particular was like a lemon tart, only better, and I had two slices. I finally figured out that it was key lime pie, so I bookmarked the page in our copy of The Joy of Cooking and I plan to try making it whenever I can find key limes.

I went to the farmer's market today, and the most amazing kind of pluot is back in season! It has dappled green skin and red flesh, and it is absolutely fabulous. I googled around a bit, but couldn't find the name of the variety, but if you see a greenish pluot, available right about now, that's probably it**.

Does anyone else have any reasons to be happy right now? I feel that my happiness is too big to be explained only by this list, so I'm probably experiencing someone else's spillover.

Here's a kitten:



His name is Tarragon. He's one of the kittens at Hopalong, where I volunteer. [livejournal.com profile] suddenleap, are you still looking for a kitten?


*And I am unashamed. Granola is delicious!
**My googling did reveal, however the difference between pluots, plumcots, and apriums. It has to do with the proportion of plum to apricot: plumcots are half plum and half apricot. Pluots are half plumcot and half plum, or 1/4 apricot and 3/4 plum. Apriums are half plumcot and half apricot, or 1/4 plum and 3/4 apricot.
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I goofed up at work last week. My supervisor was in Zambia and had asked me to do some things, and I just forgot a few of them, and I had to face the repercussions when she got back, and I felt terrible. I still do. I had a dream about it last night, in which I did even more things wrong, but since they featured switching offices through worm-hole like transportation, involving somehow our petty cash box and and building an extension on it using a piece of cardboard 1000 ft. x 1000 ft.*, I'm not going to let it bother me too much. But I still feel incredibly guilty about the errors.

I've been reading Borges recently, working my way through his collected fictions. For the moment I've been playing with a three-tiered system of literature impressiveness: 1. Wow, that's really cool, and it's the kind of thing I might have written myself if I had the motivation and inspiration to get it done**. 2. Wow, that's really cool, and I understand it entirely, but I could never have thought of that myself. 3. Wow, that's really cool, I would never have thought of it myself, and I still don't entirely understand it, although I might one day. Henry James (especially The Ambassadors, which I like more and more the more I think about it in retrospect) falls into #3. Italo Calvino's stories (in particular the collection Cosmicomics) falls into #1, and Borges is squarely in #2. A particularly striking moment came as I was getting off BART last week, after having reluctantly put away the story "Three Versions of Judas," because my stop came too quickly to finish it. The story is one of those fictional reviews of invented men's literary works that Borges loves so much, and the man in this particular story had made his life's work a study of the God-made-flesh part of the story of Christ's passion. Through an elegant, logical, allusive*** series of arguments, he had come to the conclusion that actually if God became a man, prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice for mankind, he had to become not Christ, but Judas, because suffering is so much more terrible if there is no prospect of relief, and suffering in your soul for being a traitor is worse than suffering in your body but knowing you'll go to heaven. Then as I was stepping off the train, I looked up and saw one of those God Rides BART posters that have been appearing around BART for the past several months, and the question that was supposed to provoke thought among the heathen commuters was "Will God give you money if you obey him?" It was a bit early to deal with that kind of mental whiplash.

In other recent developments, spring is here, which means the farmers markets are getting much, much more interesting. In particular, they have been inundated recently with the most hideous looking beans I've ever seen:

click for veggies )

Daniel and I are getting married! June 30th. Alameda County Clerk's office. That is all.

*It was very hard to find in SF in one day. I think I had it narrowed down to a pool-supply provider, which had pieces of cardboard in that size for the purpose of lining the wall on indoor swimming pools before applying the tiles, but I woke up before I could actually call them and see if they could get it to me the same day.

**Daniel and I often stop in the middle of a conversation to mention that whatever we've just been discussing would make a really good short story or novel, but we never sit down and actually write it.

***Although often Borges's allusions are as invented as the intellectuals who allude to them.

****I was once walking in the street and I saw two red-headed twins being put in the car by their nanny or caretaker. When her back was turned, one shoved the other, and the other tried to push him off, but the nanny turned around only in time to see twin 2 push back at twin 1, so she chastised him. He tried to explain that twin 1 had started it, and she said she didn't care who started it, now behave yourself. I was an impartial witness, and I felt very sympathetic for twin 2, and I thought about stopping and explaining to the nanny that he was right; twin 1 really had started it. But I decided the nanny would not thank me for stirring up a ruckus again that she had just quieted down, so I walked on.
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Advertisements
I find advertising so fascinating. Daniel finds reprehensible the idea of manipulating people to buy what they don't want/need, and I can certainly see why, and maybe it is, a little bit, but the techniques of consumer manipulation is, I repeat Spockishly, fascinating. I know I've discussed this before, but I have more to say on the matter, particularly concerning poorly-thought-out campaigns. For example, on the Montgomery BART station, there is a new batch of posters for Lufthansa, which all feature variations on, "Even our connections are designed to fly all for this one moment" or "Over 170 European destinations all within easy reach all for this one moment." The all for this one moment refrain is constantly repeated, and I cannot for the life of me figure out why they thought it was a good idea. According to some Business Week-type article, Thierry Antinori, VP of Marketing and Sales, says, "Our customers not only book a Lufthansa ticket, they invest their trust in us. With the campaign idea 'All for this one moment', we show that everyone at Lufthansa is committed every day to justifying this confidence. As the 'Airline of trust' we make the customers our focus of attention and we emphasize our clear service-orientation." But didn't anyone realize that "Even our connections are designed to fly all for this one moment" also sounds an awful lot as if it's implying, "Miss your connection and you're stuck on the ground"? Didn't anyone realize that "Over 170 European destinations all within easy reach all for this one moment" doesn't make any sense?

Another example, although less baffling, is the courtesy reminders they have in BART, usually featuring some ethnically-diverse-looking person smiling blandly, while text on the side of the poster reads "Please be courteous to your fellow passengers and turn off your cellphone/don't eat, drink or smoke/leave seats by the doors available for persons with disabilities and seniors*." It is completely ambiguous who these vaguely smiling people are supposed to be. Fellow patrons? BART employees showing us how nicely they can ask? People like us who follow the rules and are encouraging us (peer pressure! Just say no!) to join them? I know that the first rule of advertising is probably something like 'Attach a personality to your campaign," but whoever BART hired to do this campaign worried too much about the personality part and not enough about the attaching part.

Another blip, although this is more of a graphic design: Claritin has a bunch of ads, also in the Montgomery BART station, showing people doing activities that would normally activate allergies. One such ad shows a pretty woman driving a cute red convertible with the top down. The only problem is, the steering wheel is on the right side of the car. Does anyone proof these things? Maybe I should mention it to the back page of Consumer Reports.

This is not to say that my interest in advertisements is to mock them. Good ad campaigns are great, and I take this moment now to apologize to my mother, who very good-naturedly put up with my sister's and my insistence that we turn off the commercials between Star Trek segments. Some of them are great, and I have occasional fantasies about sending some PR person my idea and having it become a national sensation. But I'm not that brilliant. I was thinking the other day about what I could offer, and the best I could come up with was "I really like Old Navy." And that was about it.

My sister, on the other hand, once wrote an incredibly poetic description of Starbucks right off the cuff. This was when she was catching a very early bus to go to the airport after visiting me in Chicago, and as she shivered on the street corner (55th and Woodlawn, for those of you who wonder), the morning shift of baristas came into the Starbucks on the other side of the street to turn on the lights and start brewing coffee. And she ends with something like, "I know they were only minimum-wage grunts fighting a losing battle to eke out a meager living in an undesirable job, but to me they looked like angels in heaven." It was really beautiful, and I still have the letter somewhere, but I got too dusty trying to find it in my correspondence filing system (i.e., am Amazon box on the floor by my desk). At any rate, I've thought of sending it to Starbucks in my fantasies of sparking their next wildly popular multi-national ad campaign, and then they would offer me lots of money to come up with new ones like that, and I could squirrel away quite a bit of it before they discover that my next idea would be "I really like Starbucks**." But now that I think about it, they might want to cut off the bit about "minimum-wage grunts fighting a losing battle to eke out a meager living in an undesirable job," and the cadence of the slogan suffers without it.

I suppose at this point my fellow Bay-Area counterculturalists are up in arms and screaming that by liking Old Navy and Starbucks I'm selling my soul to the man. But I'm not, and if you ask me later I'll tell you why.

Prejudice
I've noticed that black people and hispanics usually get off the BART around 19th St. and 12th St. Oakland. This makes sense: 57% of the Oakland population is black or hispanic, according to the 2000 US census, while only 22% of the San Francisco population is.*** So I've started positioning myself amidst clumps of seated minorities because the chances are very high that they get off at an earlier stop and I can snag their seat on the way in to San Francisco. And it works extremely well. I am rarely still standing by the time I get to my station, while I often was before I noticed this trend and adjusted my behavior accordingly.

Therefore, I am prejudiced in the purest form of the word. I form a judgment about these people's behavior before I know anything about them. But I defy anyone to tell me what I'm doing is wrong.

More annoying things
Good grief, pundits, our nation is not in crisis! Or maybe it is, but we should re-define crisis, because so many things are in crisis that I'm amazed we can get on with our daily lives. Global warming is a crisis, racism is a crisis, our kids' graduation rate is a crisis, obesity is a crisis--just, no. They are not crises. They are, in fact, chronic problems. When you need to describe the changes in the area of discussion over decades, and describe how much better everything was in the 1950s****, that does not speak "crisis" to me. You complain about the lack of involvement in current affairs, news hawks, but I tell you: it's extremely hard to keep my interest up when it's so easy to reassure myself that there will always be another crisis tomorrow to be concerned about, and if I flip to the crossword puzzle today, I won't have to deal with your egregious grammar.

IPA
Leonard Bloomfield, you're cute in many ways, the cutest being here: However, there has arisen a convention of transcribing British English, not by the symbols here indicated in accord with the principles of the IPA alphabet [sic], but by means of queer symbols which are intended to remind the reader, irrelevantly enough, of the difference between English and French vowel phonemes:. (Language, section 6.1) Then he gives a chart of the queer British symbols, and they are just about the IPA as we know it now. Hahahahahaha. Ha.




*Another example of poorly-thought-out wording. Why should people with seniors get the seats by the doors? Shouldn't the seniors they are accompanying have first dibs? A declension system would fix this right up. Or, y'know, switching the words around.

**But I really do! I actually have a Starbucks card, that I received as a re-gift, and I love it so much that I keep it fully loaded and can go into any Starbucks, even if I'm out of cash, and have a drink, and if my co-workers are going on a Starbucks run we don't need to fumble with reimbursement because I can just hand them the card, and I love it.

***Of course, since I'm talking about people getting off the regional transit system during rush hour, what I should be looking at is the demographics of the working population. But I don't have that.

****Conveniently leaving out, of course, how things were worse.
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Specifically, go to Tahoe! Go now, fly like the wind (which, since you are a weather pattern, is not merely a rhetorical cliche), and become snow over the northern part of Lake Tahoe! I like a cozy evening with tea and a movie or a good book as much as the next domestic sybarite, but I must confess that this rain worries me when I know that Daniel is out in it. All other things being equal, the boy has enough sense to come in out of the rain, but tonight the Berkeley math circle meets, and he goes regularly every Tuesday, and that apparently means that all other things are not equal. So I sit here, with dinner quietly simmering on low heat and await his step at the door, which will be followed by a very wet, hairy math teacher who needs a place to dump his soaking wet jacket, shoes, bookbag, and probably could use a pair of dry pants and socks. This is why I miss real winters. Snow might be a heckuva lot colder than rain, but it's also a heckuva lot prettier and not nearly as messy. Maybe I'll be at Cornell next year this time (living on the lots of money they're offering me (because they're offering me LOTS OF MONEY*)) enjoying the snow. (Actually,three days from now this time I'll be enjoying the snow at Tahoe, so perhaps I shouldn't be too wistful about Ithaca before I learn more about the program and students and other stuffs. I do miss the days, however, when snow was brought right to my door in Chicago.)

I should start keeping a running log of books I'm reading. This is not only for my own reference, but also serves a purpose: to wit, Daniel has a Virginia Woolf-themed bookmark that he adores, and I used it a few books back, after which it was never seen again. I looked through the books I'd read recently to see if I'd left it in them, but I have no way of knowing whether that list was exhaustive, since my memory is faulty. Hence, a sort of running tally from Christmas on forward, which might very well be incomplete**:

Richard Russo:
Mohawk
The Risk Pool
(Which I swear I read before. Many scenes are remarkably familiar: the scene where the narrator as a boy admires the girl next door undressing, only to realize later that she probably knew the whole time he was watching and titillating him unmercifully; the narrator throwing a rock down at a shed in a garbage dump and seeing his somewhat vagabond father run out, startled by the noise on the roof; the narrator's entire adolescence in the company of his father's girlfriend's motorcycle-riding weight-lifting punk-acting son; and the narrator-become-man working as a bartender in a rather lousy bar, where once a week, regularly, an old woman comes in, asks for a specific drink, consumes four of them, pees all over the booth where she's sitting, and then leaves. But the familiarity seems to date from a time when I think I was pretty young--fourteen-to-sixteen-ish--and I can't possibly imagine my mother suggesting anything by Richard Russo to a little sixteen-year-old Clarochka.
Straight Man (Oh, my goodness, this book is the most screamingly funny description of dead-end academia I've ever read.)

Barry Lyndon, by William Makepeace Thackeray. (It has the same flavor as Vanity Fair, but with more bitterness and less balanced sarcasm. You feel grateful at the end for the sake of the author, who's clearly gotten so sick of his beastly creation that he can't wait to get rid of him somehow or other.)

Uncle Tom's Cabin by Harriet Beecher Stowe. Her book is good as an anti-slavery screed because it covers all the strong arguments against slavery, but there's still a good bit of unconscious racism in it. Negros, see, are more domestic and retiring than white people, with more innately visual minds, which is why they're always happiest when they're comfortably at home, singing spiritual songs whose lyrics contain strong imagery.)

Down and Out in Paris and London by George Orwell. (I'm not quite clear whether it's actually a novel or partly autobiographical, but very amusing either way. To be honest, the entertainment value outweighs the social justice argument. To paraphrase the expression, he aimed for our hearts and hit us in the funny bone.)

The Europeans by Henry James. (My mother promised that this was delightful and charming and all those other things that characterize early James, but I must add that, while the book was very finely crafted and flowed along swimmingly, it didn't have any of the significance of his later books or even of his earlier longer works, and it wasn't nearly as tight as Daisy Miller or Washington Square.)

Tous Les Hommes Sont Mortels by Simone de Beauvoir. (This is one of those books that was a really random selection. I didn't have any kind of background knowledge, or even know that Beauvoir was female until I was several chapters in. I don't know why I bought the book, and the only reason I picked it up off the shelf was that the cover was extremely colorful and I was on my way out the door in something of a hurry. Also, it's still in French, and I was rather curious to see whether I can still read French well. And I can. There are several vocabulary words I don't know, but it's really the same 10 or so that show up over and over again, and I'm slowly beginning to figure out what they mean just from the repeated appearances in context, so it would almost ruin the fun if someone were to tell me what (for example) gonfler means.)

*This is not arrogance behind the capital letters, but squeefulness. They like me! (Or else they're just a rich private school with bucks to burn, but I usually squelch that line of reasoning.)

**These are new books. I've reread a few favorites here and there also, but they don't really count.
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